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what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me

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Mhm. :|

Mhm. :|

Who wears sunglasses inside? Oh wait…I do. 😳   *sigh* wish I was prettyyy.

Who wears sunglasses inside? Oh wait…I do. 😳 *sigh* wish I was prettyyy.